The episode of Malcolm in the Middle is on where Hal wants to race walk and it’s actually a real sport

my sandwich is here!

(Source: straighttohelvetica)

my sammitch is almost here.

i think i get chips with it too.

and a lemonade

fucking fuck so happy.

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

violentblowjobs:

i wear all black bc i’m mourning the loss of my childhood

i just ordered a sandwich off of the internet YAY

i got a muffin from my kitchen and there was a tamale wrapper on it what have the mexicans come up with